The Origin of Splicing

Early Optical Communications
The French used semaphores to transmit messages in the 1790s
Later systems also sent optical signals through the air
• But clouds, rain, and other atmospheric disturbances can disrupt optical signals sent through the air
• Electric signals through wires avoid that problem
Guiding Light With Water
Light in a stream of water stays inside the water and bends with it
This was first demonstrated in the 1840s
• Image from glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci

Refraction (Bending) of Light
Ray A comes from straight up and does not bend much
Ray B comes at a shallow angle and bends a lot more
• Image from seafriends.org.nz

The View From Underwater
Underwater, the light always shines down steeply, even when the Sun is low in the sky
The whole sky appears in a limited round area called “Snells Window”
• Image from seafriends.org.nz

Light Coming Out of Water
Animation on link Ch 1b on my Web page (samsclass.info)
• http://www.phy.ntnu.edu.tw/ntnujava/viewtopic.php?t=66
Total Internal Reflection
There is a critical angle at which no light can be refracted at all, so 100% of the light is reflected
• Light is trapped in the water and cannot escape into the air
• This works with any dense medium, such as plastic or glass, the same way it works with water
 Image from glenbrook.k12.il.us

How Light Travels in Fiber
Image from ece.umd.edu/~davis
Bare Fiber
During 1920-1950, thin, flexible rods of glass or plastic were used to guide light
Such “bare” fibers require air outside each fiber
• Image from Wikipedia
Fiber With Cladding
Developed in 1954 by van Heel, Hopkins & Kapany
Cladding is a glass or plastic cover around the core
Protects the total-reflection surface contamination
Reduces cross-talk from fibers in bundles
Medical Imaging
By 1960, glass-clad fibers were available for medical instruments, to look inside the body
The glass was unable to transmit light far enough for communications, because of impurities
• Attenuation (loss of light) was 1 decibel per meter
Decibels
Decibels are a logarithmic scale of power
• Abbreviated dB
A loss of 10 decibels means only 10% of the light gets through
A loss of 20 dB means 1% of the light gets through
• Sunglasses stop 99% of light, so they cause a loss of 20 dB
For communications, loss must be no more than 10 or 20 decibels per kilometer

Optical Fiber in 1966
Charles Kao developed a fiber that could transmit 1 GHz (One billion bits per second)
But attenuation was 1000 dB/km, so it could not transmit light far enough for practical communications
Corning
Corning scientists developed low-attenuation silica glass fibers in 1970
Corning Video: At The Speed of Light
• Link Ch 1c on my Web page (samsclass.info)
Singlemode and Multimode Fiber
Singlemode fiber has a core diameter of 8 to 9 microns
Multimode fiber has a core diameter of 50 or 62.5 microns
Both have a cladding diameter of 125 microns
Optical Fiber in 1977
Telephone signals used infrared light with a wavelength of 850 nm to send data at 6.2 Mbps and 45 Mbps
Loss was 2 dB per km
Repeaters were required every few kilometers
• The repeaters were electro-optical – converting the light to electricity and then back to light
TAT-8
In 1988 AT&T laid the first fiber-optic transatlantic telephony cable
3,148 miles long
Connected North America to France
Repeaters every 40 miles
565 Mbps bandwidth
Used 1300 nm light
Attenuation 0.4 dB/km
• Info from link Ch 1e www.greatachievements.org/?id=3706
Fiber Amplifier
Special fiber with Erbium atoms in it is used to amplify light without changing it to an electrical signal first
Uses stimulated emission, the same principle that makes lasers work
• Image from rp-photonics.com (Link Ch 1g)
Wavelength Division Multiplexing (WDM)
Several signals can be sent through the same fiber simultaneously by using different wavelengths (colors) of light
That means more bandwidth—more data per second
Freeway Analogy
TAT-8 in 1980
• 565 Mbps
• Electro-optical repeaters
TAT-12/13 in 1996
• 2.5 Gbps
• Optical amplifiers
1998
• 20 Gbps
• WDM with 8 wavelengths
Image from www2.rad.com (Link Ch 1j)

Dense Wavelength Division Multiplexing (DWDM)
Uses up to 100 wavelengths through a single fiber
Bandwidth up to 1 Tbps (1000 Gbps)

Lennie Lightwave’s Guide To Fiber Optics: Basics
From jimhayes.com/lennielw
Fiber Optics History
Fiber optics began about 30 years ago in the R&D labs (Corning, Bell Labs, ITT UK, etc.)
First installed in Chicago in 1976
By the early 1980s, fiber networks connected the major cities on each coast.
The 1980s
By the mid-80s, fiber was replacing all the telco copper, microwave and satellite links
In the 90s, CATV started using fiber to enhance the reliability of their networks
• CATV companies also discovered they could offer phone and Internet service on that same fiber and greatly enlarged their markets
Computers and LANs
Started using fiber about the same time as the telcos
Industrial links were among the first as the noise immunity of fiber and its distance capability make it ideal for the factory floor
Mainframe storage networks came next, the predecessors of today’s fiber SANs (storage area networks.)
Other Applications
Aircraft, ship and automobile data buses
CCTV for security
Links for consumer digital stereo
Today fiber optics is either the dominant medium or a logical choice for every communication system
Which Fiber Optics?
“Outside Plant” fiber optics are used in telephone networks or CATV
“Premises” fiber optics are usedin buildings and campuses
Just like “wire” which can mean lots of different things - power, security, HVAC, CCTV, LAN or telephone - fiber optics is not all the same.
Installing Fiber Optics

Fiber is harder to install than 100 Mbps copper Ethernet cable
But fiber is MUCH faster, so the infrastructure won’t need to be upgraded so soon
• And gigabit Ethernet is harder to install
LAN copper cable is delicate. It only has a 25 pound pulling tension limit and kinks will ruin the high speed performance
• Fiber has more strength and greater tolerance to abuse than copper wire
Safety First!
The light in the fiber can burn your retina
NEVER look into a fiber unless you know no light is present - use a power meter to check it
The infrared light is invisible
Fiber Shards
When you cleave fiber, there are small scraps of glass produced.
These scraps are very dangerous!
The cleaved ends are extremely sharp and can easily penetrate your skin
They are even worse in your eyes, mouth, etc.

Safety Rules
Wear glasses or safety glasses
Dispose of all scraps properly: put them on black tape and then into a properly marked trashcan
Work on a black pad which makes the slivers of glass easier to spot
Do not drop scraps on the floor
Do not eat or drink anywhere near the work area
Chemical Safety
Fiber optic splicing and termination use various chemical adhesives and cleaners
Follow the instructions for use carefully
Isopropyl alcohol, used as a cleaner, is flammable
Zero Tolerance for Dirt
Airborne particles are about the size of the core of Single Mode fiber
• They absorb lots of light and may scratch connectors if not removed
• Dirt on connectors is the biggest cause of scratches on polished connectors and high loss measurements
Hygiene Rules
Work in a clean area – avoid dust
Keep dust caps on all connectors
Use lint free pads and isopropyl alcohol to clean connectors

Last modified 1-20-06

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  3. abriha Says:

    Early Optical Communications
    The French used semaphores to transmit messages in the 1790s
    Later systems also sent optical signals through the air
    • But clouds, rain, and other atmospheric disturbances can disrupt optical signals sent through the air
    • Electric signals through wires avoid that problem
    Guiding Light With Water
    Light in a stream of water stays inside the water and bends with it
    This was first demonstrated in the 1840s
    • Image from glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci

    Refraction (Bending) of Light
    Ray A comes from straight up and does not bend much
    Ray B comes at a shallow angle and bends a lot more
    • Image from seafriends.org.nz

    The View From Underwater
    Underwater, the light always shines down steeply, even when the Sun is low in the sky
    The whole sky appears in a limited round area called “Snells Window”
    • Image from seafriends.org.nz

    Light Coming Out of Water
    Animation on link Ch 1b on my Web page (samsclass.info)
    http://www.phy.ntnu.edu.tw/ntnujava/viewtopic.php?t=66
    Total Internal Reflection
    There is a critical angle at which no light can be refracted at all, so 100% of the light is reflected
    • Light is trapped in the water and cannot escape into the air
    • This works with any dense medium, such as plastic or glass, the same way it works with water
     Image from glenbrook.k12.il.us

    How Light Travels in Fiber
    Image from ece.umd.edu/~davis
    Bare Fiber
    During 1920-1950, thin, flexible rods of glass or plastic were used to guide light
    Such “bare” fibers require air outside each fiber
    • Image from Wikipedia
    Fiber With Cladding
    Developed in 1954 by van Heel, Hopkins & Kapany
    Cladding is a glass or plastic cover around the core
    Protects the total-reflection surface contamination
    Reduces cross-talk from fibers in bundles
    Medical Imaging
    By 1960, glass-clad fibers were available for medical instruments, to look inside the body
    The glass was unable to transmit light far enough for communications, because of impurities
    • Attenuation (loss of light) was 1 decibel per meter
    Decibels
    Decibels are a logarithmic scale of power
    • Abbreviated dB
    A loss of 10 decibels means only 10% of the light gets through
    A loss of 20 dB means 1% of the light gets through
    • Sunglasses stop 99% of light, so they cause a loss of 20 dB
    For communications, loss must be no more than 10 or 20 decibels per kilometer

    Optical Fiber in 1966
    Charles Kao developed a fiber that could transmit 1 GHz (One billion bits per second)
    But attenuation was 1000 dB/km, so it could not transmit light far enough for practical communications
    Corning
    Corning scientists developed low-attenuation silica glass fibers in 1970
    Corning Video: At The Speed of Light
    • Link Ch 1c on my Web page (samsclass.info)
    Singlemode and Multimode Fiber
    Singlemode fiber has a core diameter of 8 to 9 microns
    Multimode fiber has a core diameter of 50 or 62.5 microns
    Both have a cladding diameter of 125 microns
    Optical Fiber in 1977
    Telephone signals used infrared light with a wavelength of 850 nm to send data at 6.2 Mbps and 45 Mbps
    Loss was 2 dB per km
    Repeaters were required every few kilometers
    • The repeaters were electro-optical – converting the light to electricity and then back to light
    TAT-8
    In 1988 AT&T laid the first fiber-optic transatlantic telephony cable
    3,148 miles long
    Connected North America to France
    Repeaters every 40 miles
    565 Mbps bandwidth
    Used 1300 nm light
    Attenuation 0.4 dB/km
    • Info from link Ch 1e www.greatachievements.org/?id=3706
    Fiber Amplifier
    Special fiber with Erbium atoms in it is used to amplify light without changing it to an electrical signal first
    Uses stimulated emission, the same principle that makes lasers work
    • Image from rp-photonics.com (Link Ch 1g)
    Wavelength Division Multiplexing (WDM)
    Several signals can be sent through the same fiber simultaneously by using different wavelengths (colors) of light
    That means more bandwidth—more data per second
    Freeway Analogy
    TAT-8 in 1980
    • 565 Mbps
    • Electro-optical repeaters
    TAT-12/13 in 1996
    • 2.5 Gbps
    • Optical amplifiers
    1998
    • 20 Gbps
    • WDM with 8 wavelengths
    Image from www2.rad.com (Link Ch 1j)

    Dense Wavelength Division Multiplexing (DWDM)
    Uses up to 100 wavelengths through a single fiber
    Bandwidth up to 1 Tbps (1000 Gbps)

    Lennie Lightwave’s Guide To Fiber Optics: Basics
    From jimhayes.com/lennielw
    Fiber Optics History
    Fiber optics began about 30 years ago in the R&D labs (Corning, Bell Labs, ITT UK, etc.)
    First installed in Chicago in 1976
    By the early 1980s, fiber networks connected the major cities on each coast.
    The 1980s
    By the mid-80s, fiber was replacing all the telco copper, microwave and satellite links
    In the 90s, CATV started using fiber to enhance the reliability of their networks
    • CATV companies also discovered they could offer phone and Internet service on that same fiber and greatly enlarged their markets
    Computers and LANs
    Started using fiber about the same time as the telcos
    Industrial links were among the first as the noise immunity of fiber and its distance capability make it ideal for the factory floor
    Mainframe storage networks came next, the predecessors of today’s fiber SANs (storage area networks.)
    Other Applications
    Aircraft, ship and automobile data buses
    CCTV for security
    Links for consumer digital stereo
    Today fiber optics is either the dominant medium or a logical choice for every communication system
    Which Fiber Optics?
    “Outside Plant” fiber optics are used in telephone networks or CATV
    “Premises” fiber optics are usedin buildings and campuses
    Just like “wire” which can mean lots of different things - power, security, HVAC, CCTV, LAN or telephone - fiber optics is not all the same.
    Installing Fiber Optics

    Fiber is harder to install than 100 Mbps copper Ethernet cable
    But fiber is MUCH faster, so the infrastructure won’t need to be upgraded so soon
    • And gigabit Ethernet is harder to install
    LAN copper cable is delicate. It only has a 25 pound pulling tension limit and kinks will ruin the high speed performance
    • Fiber has more strength and greater tolerance to abuse than copper wire
    Safety First!
    The light in the fiber can burn your retina
    NEVER look into a fiber unless you know no light is present - use a power meter to check it
    The infrared light is invisible
    Fiber Shards
    When you cleave fiber, there are small scraps of glass produced.
    These scraps are very dangerous!
    The cleaved ends are extremely sharp and can easily penetrate your skin
    They are even worse in your eyes, mouth, etc.

    Safety Rules
    Wear glasses or safety glasses
    Dispose of all scraps properly: put them on black tape and then into a properly marked trashcan
    Work on a black pad which makes the slivers of glass easier to spot
    Do not drop scraps on the floor
    Do not eat or drink anywhere near the work area
    Chemical Safety
    Fiber optic splicing and termination use various chemical adhesives and cleaners
    Follow the instructions for use carefully
    Isopropyl alcohol, used as a cleaner, is flammable
    Zero Tolerance for Dirt
    Airborne particles are about the size of the core of Single Mode fiber
    • They absorb lots of light and may scratch connectors if not removed
    • Dirt on connectors is the biggest cause of scratches on polished connectors and high loss measurements
    Hygiene Rules
    Work in a clean area – avoid dust
    Keep dust caps on all connectors
    Use lint free pads and isopropyl alcohol to clean connectors

    Last modified 1-20-06

  4. abriha Says:

    Optical Fiber
    Fiber v. Copper
    Optical fiber transmits light pulses
    • Can be used for analog or digital transmission
    • Voice, computer data, video, etc.
    Copper wires (or other metals) can carry the same types of signals with electrical pulses
    Advantages of Fiber
    Fiber has these advantages compared with metal wires
    • Bandwidth – more data per second
    • Longer distance
    • Faster
    • Special applications like medical imaging and quantum key distribution are only possible with fiber because they use light directly
    Elements of a Fiber Data Link
    Transmitter emits light pulses (LED or Laser)
    Connectors and Cables passively carry the pulses
    Receiver detects the light pulses
    Repeaters
    For long links, repeaters are needed to compensate for signal loss
    Optical Fiber
    Core
    • Glass or plastic with a higher index of refraction than the cladding
    • Carries the signal
    Cladding
    • Glass or plastic with a lower index of refraction than the core
    Buffer
    • Protects the fiber from damage and moisture
    Jacket
    • Holds one or more fibers in a cable
    Singlemode Fiber
    Singlemode fiber has a core diameter of 8 to 9 microns, which only allows one light path or mode
    • Images from arcelect.com (Link Ch 2a)

    Multimode Step-Index Fiber
    Multimode fiber has a core diameter of 50 or 62.5 microns (sometimes even larger)
    • Allows several light paths or modes
    • This causes modal dispersion – some modes take longer to pass through the fiber than others because they travel a longer distance

    • See animation at link Ch 2f
    Multimode Graded-Index Fiber
    The index of refraction gradually changes across the core
    • Modes that travel further also move faster
    • This reduces modal dispersion so the bandwidth is greatly increased

    Step-index and Graded-index
    Step index multimode was developed first, but rare today because it has a low bandwidth (50 MHz-km)
    It has been replaced by graded-index multimode with a bandwidth up to 2 GHz-km
    Plastic Optical Fiber
    Large core (1 mm) step-index multimode fiber
    Easy to cut and work with, but high attenuation (1 dB / meter) makes it useless for long distances
    Sources and Wavelengths
    Multimode fiber is used with
    • LED sources at wavelengths of 850 and 1300 nm for slower local area networks
    • Lasers at 850 and 1310 nm for networks running at gigabits per second or more
    Sources and Wavelengths
    Singlemode fiber is used with
    • Laser sources at 1300 and 1550 nm
    • Bandwidth is extremely high, around 100 THz-km
    Fiber Optic Specifications
    Attenuation
    • Loss of signal, measured in dB
    Dispersion
    • Blurring of a signal, affects bandwidth
    Bandwidth
    • The number of bits per second that can be sent through a data link
    Numerical Aperture
    • Measures the largest angle of light that can be accepted into the core
    Attenuation and Dispersion
    See animation at link Ch 2e
    Measuring Bandwidth
    The bandwidth-distance product in units of MHz×km shows how fast data can be sent through a cable
    A common multimode fiber with bandwidth-distance product of 500 MHz×km could carry
    • A 500 MHz signal for 1 km, or
    • A 1000 MHz signal for 0.5 km
     From Wikipedia
    Numerical Aperture
    If the core and cladding have almost the same index of refraction, the numerical aperture will be small
    This means that light must be shooting right down the center of the fiber to stay in the core
    See Link Ch 4d
    Fiber Types and Specifications

    From Lennie Lightwave (www.jimhayes.com/lennielw/fiber.html)
    Popular Fiber Types
    At first there were only two common types of fiber
    • 62.5 micron multimode, intended for LEDs and 100 Mbps networks
     There is a large installed base of 62.5 micron fiber
    • 8 micron single-mode for long distances or high bandwidths, requiring laser sources
     Corning’s SMF-28 fiber is the largest base of installed fiber in the world (links Ch 2j, 2k)
    Gigabit Ethernet
    62.5 micron multimode fiber did not have enough bandwidth for Gigabit Ethernet (1000 Mbps)
    LEDs cannot be used as sources for Gigabit Ethernet – they are too slow
    So Gigabit Ethernet used a new, inexpensive source:
    • Vertical Cavity Surface Emitting Laser (VCSEL)
    Multimode Fiber Designed for VCSELs
    First came laser-rated 50 micron multimode
    • Bandwidth 500 MHz-km at 850 nm
    Then came laser-optimized 50 micron multimode
    • Bandwidth 2000 MHz-km at 850 nm
    • Distinctive aqua-colored jacket
     See links Ch 2g, 2h, 2i
    Don’t Mix Fiber Types
    You can’t mix singlemode and multimode fiber – you lose 20 dB at the junction (99% of the light!)
    Mixing 50 micron and 62.5 micron multimode is not as bad, but you lose 3 dB (half the power) which is usually unacceptable
    Flash Cards
    To memorize this stuff, I use online flash cards
    • Go to samsclass.info
    • Click on CNIT 211
    • Click on Flashcards
    • Choose Ch 2a: Fiber Types
    Fiber Manufacture
    Three Methods
    Modified Chemical Vapor Deposition (MCVD)
    Outside Vapor Deposition (OVD)
    Vapor Axial Deposition (MCVD)
    Modified Chemical Vapor Deposition (MCVD)
    A hollow, rotating glass tube is heated with a torch
    Chemicals inside the tube precipitate to form soot
    Rod is collapsed to crate a preform
    Preform is stretched in a drawing tower to form a single fiber up to 10 km long
    • Image from thefoa.org

    Outside Vapor Deposition (OVD)
    A mandrel is coated with a porous preform in a furnace
    Then the mandrel is removed and the preform is collapsed in a process called sintering
    • Image from csrg.ch.pw.edu.pl
    Vapor Axial Deposition (VAD)
    Preform is fabricated continuously
    When the preform is long enough, it goes directly to the drawing tower
    • Image from csrg.ch.pw.edu.pl
    Drawing
    The fiber is drawn from the preform and then coated with a protective coating
    Index of Refraction
    When light enters a dense medium like glass or water, it slows down
    The index of refraction (n) is the ratio of the speed of light in vacuum to the speed of light in the medium
    Water has n = 1.3
    • Light takes 30% longer to travel through it
    Fiber optic glass has n = 1.5
    • Light takes 50% longer to travel through it
    Fiber Applications
    Step-index Multimode
    Large core size, so source power can be efficiently coupled to the fiber
    High attenuation (4-6 dB / km)
    Low bandwidth (50 MHz-km)
    Used in short, low-speed datalinks
    Also useful in high-radiation environments, because it can be made with pure silica core
    Graded-index Multimode
    Useful for “premises networks” like LANs, security systems, etc.
    62.5/125 micron has been most widely used
    • Works well with LEDs, but cannot be used for Gigabit Ethernet
    50/125 micron fiber and VSELS are used for faster networks
    Singlemode FIber
    Best for high speeds and long distances
    Used by telephone companies and CATV

    Fiber Performance
    Attenuation
    Modern fiber material is very pure, but there is still some attenuation
    The wavelengths used are chosen to avoid absorption bands
    • 850 nm, 1300 nm, and 1550 nm
    • Plastic fiber uses 660 nm LEDs
     Image from iec.org (Link Ch 2n)
    Three Types of Dispersion
    Dispersion is the spreading out of a light pulse as it travels through the fiber
    Three types:
    • Modal Dispersion
    • Chromatic Dispersion
    • Polarization Mode Dispersion (PMD)
    Modal Dispersion
    Modal Dispersion
    • Spreading of a pulse because different modes (paths) through the fiber take different times
    • Only happens in multimode fiber
    • Reduced, but not eliminated, with graded-index fiber
    Chromatic Dispersion
    Different wavelengths travel at different speeds through the fiber
    This spreads a pulse in an effect named chromatic dispersion
    Chromatic dispersion occurs in both singlemode and multimode fiber
    • Larger effect with LEDs than with lasers
    • A far smaller effect than modal dispersion
    Polarization Mode Dispersion
    Light with different polarization can travel at different speeds, if the fiber is not perfectly symmetric at the atomic level
    This could come from imperfect circular geometry or stress on the cable, and there is no easy way to correct it
    It can affect both singlemode and multimode fiber.
    Modal Distribution
    In graded-index fiber, the off-axis modes go a longer distance than the axial mode, but they travel faster, compensating for dispersion
    • But because the off-axis modes travel further, they suffer more attenuation
    Equilibrium Modal Distribution
    A long fiber that has lost the high-order modes is said to have an equilibrium modal distribution
    For testing fibers, devices can be used to condition the modal distribution so measurements will be accurate
    Mode Stripper
    An index-matching substance is put on the outside of the fiber to remove light travelling through the cladding
    • Figure from fiber-optics.info (Link Ch 2o)

    Mode Scrambler
    Mode scramblers mix light to excite every possible mode of transmission within the fiber
    • Used for accurate measurements of attenuation
    • Figure from fiber-optics.info (Link Ch 2o)

    Mode Filter
    Wrapping the fiber around a 12.5 mm mandrel
    • Exceeds the critical angle for total internal reflection for very oblique modes
    • The high-order modes leak into the cladding and are lost
    • That creates an equilibrium modal distribution
    • Allows an accurate test with a short test cable
     Figure from fiber-optics.info (Link Ch 2o)
    Decibel Units
    Optical Loss in dB (decibels)

    If the data link is perfect, and loses no power
    • The loss is 0 dB
    If the data link loses 50% of the power
    • The loss is 3 dB, or a change of – 3 dB
    If the data link loses 90% of the power
    • The loss is 10 dB, or a change of – 10 dB
    If the data link loses 99% of the power
    • The loss is 20 dB, or a change of – 20 dB

    dB = 10 log (Power Out / Power In)

    Absolute Power in dBm
    The power of a light is measured in milliwatts
    For convenience, we use the dBm units, where
    -20 dBm = 0.01 milliwatt
    -10 dBm = 0.1 milliwatt
    0 dBm = 1 milliwatt
    10 dBm = 10 milliwatts
    20 dBm = 100 milliwatts
    Last modified 1-27-06

  5. Gogetta Says:

    The English Language. Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?. Let’s face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England. French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly, Boxing rings are square. And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth. Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth, If the teacher taught, Why didn’t the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables. What the does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways. You have to marvel at the unique lunacy. Of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down. And in which you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn’t a race at all) That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible, and why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts, but when I wind up this observation, it ends.

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